✦ The Colourverse Besties ✦
Every song has a story.
Every stage has memories.
Meet the friends, creators, musicians, chaos gremlins, and beautiful disasters who make the Colourverse shine. ✨
Every stage has memories.
Meet the friends, creators, musicians, chaos gremlins, and beautiful disasters who make the Colourverse shine. ✨
Aetheric Strays
Purrfesional Trashcat & Bestie™
STATUS: CHAOS VERIFIED ✓
A certified trashcat roaming the Colourverse.
Known for questionable star distribution, chaotic bard behaviour, and collecting trouble like it's a rare minion.
Lilly submitted several official complaints.
The complaints were reviewed.
The complaints were ignored.
The trashcat remains undefeated. 🐾
Known for questionable star distribution, chaotic bard behaviour, and collecting trouble like it's a rare minion.
Lilly submitted several official complaints.
The complaints were reviewed.
The complaints were ignored.
The trashcat remains undefeated. 🐾
🚨 WANTED ACROSS THE COLOURVERSE 🚨
Charges:• Explicit emojiing
• Unauthorized star distribution
• Disorderly trashcat behaviour
• Shouting “AWARD-WINNING CATS!” without warning
• Saying “one last song” under false pretences
Threat Level: Loud
Reward: Three illegally distributed stars
Delta
The Pink Chaos Cat™
STATUS: CHAOS TEACHER ✓
A mysterious pink force of chaos who somehow became a teacher, wifey, and bestie all at once.
Part mentor.
Part menace.
100% chaos cat.
Nobody knows if Delta found the Colourverse... or if the Colourverse found Delta. 🐾
Part mentor.
Part menace.
100% chaos cat.
Nobody knows if Delta found the Colourverse... or if the Colourverse found Delta. 🐾
✨ Special Ability:
Teaching chaos as though it were an accredited course.
Teaching chaos as though it were an accredited course.
🚨 Known Offences:
Pinkness, cowboy-cat behaviour, and refusing to remove the hat.
Pinkness, cowboy-cat behaviour, and refusing to remove the hat.
⚠️ Official Warning:
You may accidentally become her student, wife, or bestie.
You may accidentally become her student, wife, or bestie.
String Theory
Rekke — The Bard Nobody Understands™
STATUS: STRING THEORY ACTIVE ✓
Nobody really knows what String Theory Rekke is doing...
Including most of us.
He appears.
He plays his strings.
He creates sounds that somehow make sense only after your brain gives up trying.
The strings have spoken. 🎻
Including most of us.
He appears.
He plays his strings.
He creates sounds that somehow make sense only after your brain gives up trying.
The strings have spoken. 🎻
✨ Special Ability:
Playing notes that only make sense after you stop thinking.
Playing notes that only make sense after you stop thinking.
🚨 Known Offences:
Musical mathematics, confusing audiences, and suspicious string activity.
Musical mathematics, confusing audiences, and suspicious string activity.
⚠️ Official Warning:
Understanding is neither promised nor required.
Understanding is neither promised nor required.
Kupo Chaos
The Mysterious Mog Squad™
STATUS: ORIGIN UNKNOWN ✓
Kupo Chaos appeared in Eorzea one day and nobody has been brave enough to ask why.
Are they dancers?
Are they chaos machines?
Are they a perfectly planned event?
We may never know.
They are just there.
And honestly...
we stopped asking. ✨
Are they dancers?
Are they chaos machines?
Are they a perfectly planned event?
We may never know.
They are just there.
And honestly...
we stopped asking. ✨
✨ Special Ability:
Appearing without explanation.
Appearing without explanation.
🚨 Known Offences:
Unlicensed dancing, excessive sparkle, and possible moogle-related conspiracies.
Unlicensed dancing, excessive sparkle, and possible moogle-related conspiracies.
⚠️ Official Warning:
Do not ask where they came from. Nobody survived the PowerPoint presentation.
Do not ask where they came from. Nobody survived the PowerPoint presentation.
Sedira
The Colourverse Grandma™
STATUS: PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS 💗
The person everyone somehow adopted.
The grandma of the Colourverse, the keeper of the chaos, and the one everyone loves to pieces.
Always there with kindness, support, and the wisdom needed when the bard gremlins get a little too wild.
She's not just part of the community...
She's family. 🌹
The grandma of the Colourverse, the keeper of the chaos, and the one everyone loves to pieces.
Always there with kindness, support, and the wisdom needed when the bard gremlins get a little too wild.
She's not just part of the community...
She's family. 🌹
✨ Special Ability:
Making everyone feel loved while behaving like the only responsible adult.
Making everyone feel loved while behaving like the only responsible adult.
💗 Known Offences:
Adopting every chaos gremlin she meets.
Adopting every chaos gremlin she meets.
⚠️ Official Warning:
Protected by the entire Colourverse. Choose your next words carefully.
Protected by the entire Colourverse. Choose your next words carefully.
Punk Monk
The Protector of the Chaos™
STATUS: PARTY GUARDIAN ✓
Every chaotic group needs someone standing between the gremlins and disaster.
That's Punk Monk.
The protector of the Colourverse, the guardian of the party, and the reason everyone survives their own bad decisions.
The chaos is allowed...
because the protector is watching. 🖤
That's Punk Monk.
The protector of the Colourverse, the guardian of the party, and the reason everyone survives their own bad decisions.
The chaos is allowed...
because the protector is watching. 🖤
✨ Special Ability:
Preventing the party from dying through sheer disappointment.
Preventing the party from dying through sheer disappointment.
🚨 Known Offences:
Protecting gremlins from the consequences of their own decisions.
Protecting gremlins from the consequences of their own decisions.
⚠️ Official Warning:
He knows what you did. He is simply too tired to discuss it.
He knows what you did. He is simply too tired to discuss it.
Ilyeana
The Colourverse Designer™
STATUS: GLAM MASTER ✓
The reason we all look like we know what we are doing.
The outfits.
The bows.
The music.
Need a glam?
She's there.
She doesn't just create the look...
She creates the feeling. 🎀
The outfits.
The bows.
The music.
Need a glam?
She's there.
She doesn't just create the look...
She creates the feeling. 🎀
✨ Special Ability:
Making people look organized when they absolutely are not.
Making people look organized when they absolutely are not.
🚨 Known Offences:
Dangerous levels of glamour and enabling outfit addiction.
Dangerous levels of glamour and enabling outfit addiction.
⚠️ Official Warning:
Asking for “one small glam” may consume your entire evening.
Asking for “one small glam” may consume your entire evening.
Sunde
Everyone's Bestie & Worst Band Manager™
STATUS: CHAOS ADMIN ✓
Everyone's bestie.
But also...
the crappiest band manager ever.
Schedules? Optional.
Deadlines? LOL.
Organization? She's never met her.
But she makes up for it with endless hype, the best vibes, and the weirdest GIFs of fruit eating fruit. 🍊🍉
We love her anyway.
Obviously. 💜
But also...
the crappiest band manager ever.
Schedules? Optional.
Deadlines? LOL.
Organization? She's never met her.
But she makes up for it with endless hype, the best vibes, and the weirdest GIFs of fruit eating fruit. 🍊🍉
We love her anyway.
Obviously. 💜
✨ Special Ability:
Producing unlimited hype with absolutely no schedule.
Producing unlimited hype with absolutely no schedule.
🚨 Known Offences:
Missing deadlines, managerial negligence, and deeply troubling fruit GIFs.
Missing deadlines, managerial negligence, and deeply troubling fruit GIFs.
⚠️ Official Warning:
Your event may not be organized, but everyone will somehow have fun.
Your event may not be organized, but everyone will somehow have fun.